La Vita Potrebbe Essere Bellissima.

It would seem as though my blog has died lately.  Luckily, the old adage "Blogs are like flowers: they are either watered or withered" is not true!  Blogs wither without TLC no more than that adage isn't something I just made up.   Though, I guess blogs can get covered in cyber-cobwebs... I hope that doesn't mean there was a spider on my page in my absence.  I HATE SPIDERS!!!  O.o

I wonder what a cyber-cobweb would look like?

My mind says something like this:

...creepy...


Anyway.  I suppose I should talk about something important...
Maybe I will talk about my social interactions with church members at activities.  They usually go something like this (note: this is even after me being in the ward for over a year, sad right?? wrong.) :

I guess I have already failed with my first attempt at talking about something important.  Sad...
Well let's try again!

I have been struggling of late with my getting older. I am only in my early twenties, yet I feel no less than forty-five years and seventy-three days old.  I may as well be occupying a space at a dead end job as part of my never ending treadmill walk of a career.  Sadly, I can't even say I have such a career, as I have made negative three progress in terms of choosing a career path or even a study path.  Top that off with the fact that I am single and am painfully picky with my taste in women.

Oh, and put a cherry on top which represents my complete and utter lack of ability to ever ask anyone out if I am interested in them in the least - No, not a cherry... what fruit indicates pathetic lack of confidence?? I shall google that.

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OK!!!  After looking for ugly fruits I eventually got distracted by a search for ugly animals to fulfill the purposes of my metaphor.  I present to you....THE BLOB FISH!!!

ewwwwwww......

So, apparently we have topped off my list of complaints, not with a cherry, but with a blob fish.  Sadly, this seems more fitting...

So I guess it may look something like this:

Yes.  That's better.  I think I will leave it at that for now  ^_^

Ai miei amici (comprendete per favore):  La vita è più di dolore.