La Vita Potrebbe Essere Bellissima.

It would seem as though my blog has died lately.  Luckily, the old adage "Blogs are like flowers: they are either watered or withered" is not true!  Blogs wither without TLC no more than that adage isn't something I just made up.   Though, I guess blogs can get covered in cyber-cobwebs... I hope that doesn't mean there was a spider on my page in my absence.  I HATE SPIDERS!!!  O.o

I wonder what a cyber-cobweb would look like?

My mind says something like this:

...creepy...


Anyway.  I suppose I should talk about something important...
Maybe I will talk about my social interactions with church members at activities.  They usually go something like this (note: this is even after me being in the ward for over a year, sad right?? wrong.) :

I guess I have already failed with my first attempt at talking about something important.  Sad...
Well let's try again!

I have been struggling of late with my getting older. I am only in my early twenties, yet I feel no less than forty-five years and seventy-three days old.  I may as well be occupying a space at a dead end job as part of my never ending treadmill walk of a career.  Sadly, I can't even say I have such a career, as I have made negative three progress in terms of choosing a career path or even a study path.  Top that off with the fact that I am single and am painfully picky with my taste in women.

Oh, and put a cherry on top which represents my complete and utter lack of ability to ever ask anyone out if I am interested in them in the least - No, not a cherry... what fruit indicates pathetic lack of confidence?? I shall google that.

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OK!!!  After looking for ugly fruits I eventually got distracted by a search for ugly animals to fulfill the purposes of my metaphor.  I present to you....THE BLOB FISH!!!

ewwwwwww......

So, apparently we have topped off my list of complaints, not with a cherry, but with a blob fish.  Sadly, this seems more fitting...

So I guess it may look something like this:

Yes.  That's better.  I think I will leave it at that for now  ^_^

Ai miei amici (comprendete per favore):  La vita è più di dolore.

Il Mio Volto Nuovo.

Once upon a time I went to Salt Lake City to get Ædea (my bike) a tune up.  This led to some time in the city to explore.  This was done by a trip to Urban Outfitters, where it was decided that I would go Indie!  Ok, well, I really only wanted a hat.

Well, I found said hat.  It was hidden on a floor level shelf under some other clothes, but its spirit was calling out to me, so I was able to sense it and give it a proper home.

Afterwords, it only seemed natural that while in a super indie store, it would be a crime against the granola-gods if I didn't try on more hipster attire.  This led to a astonishing realization that I look awesome in Indie. Even the scarf, which I hated wearing due to its bulk on my chest, looked pretty good on me.  (Not that I am full of myself at all...)  Who knows, maybe it wasn't me, but the skinny jeans?  Perhaps it was the meaningful look I have in my eyes that makes me seem as though I belong on an Indie music album cover?

So...As an extension to the Salt Lake Inde Adventure, or SLIA, I made an awesome wall design with my roommate using vinyl records.  We ended up paying only three bucks for the lot of them!  Unfortunately at least one of them falls down and crashes onto the table daily (or nightly, though I never notice because I sleep like the dead).




...and of course, no Indie look is complete without:

TOMS SHOES!!!!!!!!!


Not only do I look awesome in them (or should I say, more awesome), but they are so comfortable!!!!

Not to make light of the fact that some poor child got a pair as well due to my purchase, which is a fun feel-good fact.

And now a link to an indie song:






All I need now is a fixie bike!!!

Ai miei amici (comprendete per favore):  La vita è più di dolore.